Midnight Sun Daily

Section: Frontpage

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 Welcome to the The Midnight Sun Daily
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 This edition was created on Tue Jul 14 00:31:45 1998
 In this edition you will find the following sections :
    Section               Pages    
    Frontpage             1
    Ads                   2 to  3
    Deaths and murders    4
    Lifestyle             5









Midnight Sun Daily

Section: Ads

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- Spammer for sale! - If you're a single, attractive, wealthy, and
incredibly gullible woman, have I got a hunky studmuffin for you!  Name:
Gylvain A.K.A.: El Jamon Age: Still young...ish Marital Status: Needs a
chick, er, woman Financial Status: Yours (mooch) Level: 15+5 (You'd better
start saving for his lord stat now!) Relatives: Too many to count! Hobby:
Eating paint chips Description: Resembles a really big lake trout
Characteristics: Arrogant (frequently engages in legendbadge show- downs),
spammy (see above), fiercely protective of his lawn (owns a shotgun and
isn't afraid to use it), anime-crazed (thinks he's a  servant of the
almighty chicken of doom), heavy drinker (typical monk).  NOTE: A potential
wife must be able to settle affairs with a  certain white mountain eagle.
Gylvain has had an ongoing, tempestuous relationship with said eagle for
some time.  Application fee: 100 gold coins and a dozen kippered herrings,
p[ayable to Miaka. (Caution: All applicants not chosen for the position
shall be  summarily caned by the subject's father, Stealth.)  Girls, send
that mail to Miaka right away, and maybe she'll be sending a male to you!

Midnight Sun Daily

Section: Ads

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Good luck!
Mudmail replies to Miaka.















Midnight Sun Daily

Section: Deaths and murders

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- A rescue party was sent to the lair of The sergeant of the guards
in Baz to recover the body of Blueraven. The autopsy shows that the
estimated time of death was Jul 14 00:09:06.

- It has been discovered that a nasty altercation with The vault
guard has resulted in the untimely death of Pyro on Jul 12 17:11:48.

- It is with great sadness that we report the unexpected death of
Haralitha at the hands of The mistress and queen of the woodlands on
Jul 13 02:43:27. It appears to be a case of self defense.

- It has been discovered that a nasty altercation with The
Undertaker of The Shaolin Empire has resulted in the untimely death
of Sub on Jul 13 05:43:18.




Midnight Sun Daily

Section: Lifestyle

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The following player decided to climb the spire and is added to list
of immortals :

- Smaug