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Welcome to the The Midnight Sun Daily. Use read next, read page |
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Section: Commercial announcements |
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C O M R A D E S - I N - A R M S N E E D E D Our beloved city of Minbara is being besieged by the evil wizard Vlaurkir's horde. In order to diminish their numbers and gain much needed arms, I will reward you with gold for equipment taken from slain Vlaurkans. There is big money to be earned - our best seller, the heroic and noble Easy, has so far made 29565888 coins! So please, come to Minbara and help us in our dire time of need! / Brute, Minbarian Shopkeeper M I D N I G H T S U N H U N T S The next hunt is the Halloween Player Hunt scheduled for Oct 31 and thus will commence on Mon Oct 30 2006. That's about 3 boots away. |
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Section: Who the heck is |
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On Wed Oct 18 23:44:10 2006 I had an interview with the famous Vigilante Mighty Packleader of the Lycanthropes Below is a literal representation of that conversation. Shorleck: Tell something about yourself outside MS, what nationality are you, what do you do in your spare time from ms anything you want to share with us ? Vigilante: What? Oh I'm just here for the exploration points. Thanks though. Shorleck: What is your favorite place within the realms of MS ? Vigilante: You come at me with "what place do you like"? This is your idea of a great interview? Shorleck: What place do you hardly ever go to and why not ? Vigilante: Well I don't ever come here with all your lame questions, |
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that's for sure. Shorleck: From all the quests you did, which one did you enjoy the most, what made it special ? Vigilante: Seriously man, this is your best material? Allow me to rephrase for you: Who is the sexiest foe you've ever fought? Wow, that's a great question there. I mean the obvious ones like Elyssa are pretty hat, since she's got that sexy-dangerous thing going, but I have to tell you I think she bats for the other side, if you know what I mean. For my money, the hottest out there has got to be Melissa. I mean, not only does she have a killer bod, but she dresses the part with that miniskirt getup, so she knows she's got it going on. And on top of all that, she has that staff fetish too. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't mind getting caught in some lag with her. |
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Shorleck: What is your favourite weapon and why ? Vigilante: Good Gaia, you really are going to keep going with these inane questions, aren't you? Yeah ok, right about now I'd favor anything pointy I could use to gouge out your idiot eyeballs. How's that for an answer? Shorleck: Which monster is your biggest enemy ? Vigilante: Monster? First of all, the term they prefer is "player-control challenged". But hell, I've fought em all and there's no grudges out there. I mean, we're all professionals just trying to get a job done. We all appreciate each other's skills and keep it strictly business on the combat field. I gotta say though, if you're looking for some dirt, I think Conan is on the roids. If you ever tried using that craptastic staff he has you know |
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there's no way to hit like that with that pathetic excuse for a tree branch. The Fair Competition Committee really needs to take a little sample out of his chamber pot for testing, I'm telling you. Shorleck: What goals have you set for yourself here in MS, are you here for chatting or you want to play or striving for wizhood ? Vigilante: Goals? Wizhood? Are you for real? It's like you just took your interview materials out of the "what did you do over summer break" manual. Nobody ever comes up here to talk to you so you really should have been able to come up with some decent questions by now. Ok, just to have something to say, I'll pretend you asked me "how drunk are you usually" and the answer to that is drunk enough to stumble into this waste of time. |
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Shorleck: Is there anything else you would like to add ? Vigilante: Ok, so since you're not going to ask me anything interesting, I've got a story for you. So I'm in the break room between boots with Kain. He's grabbing a cup of coffee and I ask him, "So what's this secret weakness of yours anyway?" He laughs and says, "That's just a fake. I got mad ninja skills!" and he starts karate chopping and stuff all over the place. He's just spinning off a lousy-looking kick when in walks Kaz and the foot catches him right in the side of the head. Kain's like "oops sorry man" but you can tell Kaz is steaming. What's worse is he's got that sword of his, and you know how aggressive that thing makes him. So I step between them and tell Kaz, "Chill, it was just an accident" but he pushes me down like I'm nothing and takes a step towards Kain. That's when I |
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realize this is getting serious and I start thinking there's not much I can do about this. I mean Kaz is like 7 feet tall and I never fight the guy without 80 or so of my best leather-winged friends to help, if you know what I mean, and we're between boots so I'm basically useless without the moon around for forming up. Anyway, Kaz steps forward and draws that huge slicer of his and Kain has backed all the way up to the wall by now. Kaz keeps coming and says, "You will learn proper repesct for me," and Kain's standing there shaking cause he left his sword back in the forest like usual so all he's got to fight back with is his "ninja skills" that got him into this mess in the first place. Kaz gets to him, raises that 4-foot skewer and you can tell Kain's thinking, "This is it, but I'm gonna go down fighting," when suddenly Kaz burst out laughing. He says, "I really had you guys going huh? |
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Hell, Kain couldn't kick his way past one of those little gnome pukes he hangs out with, let alone hurt me. You really thought I was gonna do you right here? Hell!" And he walks out laughing to himself the whole time. I tell you, that Kaz is a real character. I mean, Joe Pesci himself couldn't have pulled it off better. A real practical joker, great guy at parties. Here ended our conversation. I wish to thank Vigilante for his cooperation and wish him a lot of happy hunting. -- Shorleck -- |
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Section: (Un)Happy couples |
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On Wed Oct 18 22:21 Stilgar married Iseulde. The witness to this marriage was Goober. |